Twilight Rants
November 5, 2010 at 5:40 pm | Posted in Journal | Leave a commentTags: hate, twilight
This is so random.. But I was reading this Twilight fic, and it just made me so angry!
GRRRRR
I don’t know about the books, but I’ll bet that it’s not pretty. My sis told me that if I read it, I’d totally can’t stand it. Because the girl is so.. -tipical girl that I hate-.
I don’t understand how Edward can threw all his senses out to the window like that. Risking his family all for this one puny human girl that trips at nothing? All because he want to rip her/eat her and can’t read her head? I think there’s something wrong with him. I also think that he just want to hear her thoughts..
And a female human-vampire baby that grow really fast with her perfect six foot something guy ready to protect him (topless!!), that’s Mary Sue in heaven.
I mean really? Really?!
Not to mention that thing when Edward left Bella.. I was like, you don’t even know the guy and you already having nightmares and thinking of suicides because he’s not there stalking you everyday??!
I personally think that she only like Edward because she wanted to be pretty and become an immortal (plus, having the idea of Edward, the hard marble chested glittery emo vampire loving a plain girl like her is totally romatic).
And what’s up with Jacob? She just use him for fun. Gah!
There’s so much more I want to rant. But it seems that my fingers are starting to hurt.. Writing a journal from bb is not fun :/
Got to sleep, bye~!
New Moon
November 26, 2009 at 5:45 pm | Posted in Journal | 1 CommentTags: Friends, movie, new moon, twilight
Ok, td gw dah ntn New Moon brng Jo, Dela, Iren, Dewi, ama Igel. Gag smpt liat dpn2 ny, dtng2 dah si Bella lg diksh taw ttg Volturi ama Edward. Gw lngsng mikir ‘Pegi mati aj lah lo Bella!’. Gw seneng bngt pas si Bella dilempar ama Edward. Tp gw bingung jg. Si Ed bego bngt. Dia singgirin si Bella dr Jasper, tp mlh bwat si Bella bedarah tmbh parah lg. Dodol.
Nah, slaen itu.. pas dah tengah2 felm.. (gw dah agag2 bosen tuh pas si Bella nganggur2 gt) gw cm ngeliatin body2 ny co2 ny doank.
- ‘GILA! TUH ORG GAG SLH NAKED2 GT?!’ -pas liat Sam nge-gendong Bella- n sdkt bingung knp Charlie biasa2 aj pas liat Sam bw Bella ke dia, kan dia naked man gt loh! Sblm gw liat ternyt dia pk clana rendah bngt. ‘*whistle* nice bod~’
- ‘Wuohh’, pikir gw pas liat Jacob bk bj bwat ngelap darah Bella (disaat yg sm.. Jo kira Jacob mo nge-rape Bella n ngmng “blablabla RAPE!” n Dela kira Jo mo nge-rape Jacob)
- ‘Najis!!’ -smbl mlototin body Jacob yg teralirin air ujan with tattoo + rmbt cepak baru ny-
- Pokokny gw ogling Jacob & his werewolf friends (mostly Jacob) terus lah
Untung gw duduk di pojok dlm gt. Jd muka gw gag kliatan perv ny. XD gw plng gag bs pura2. Tiap liat yg perv gt gw pasti ktawa2 ato snyam-snyum sndr d. I know.. totally unprofessional, right?
Trus gw jg bkn ny ngeliatin org2 yg ekting ny, gw mlh ngeliatin hal2 yg gag penting..
- ‘Hm.. rmbt ny Jasper kyk si Justin (Timberlake) pas msh muda. Tp Justin jauh lbh cakep!’ -smbl ngeliat Jasper jd gila akan darah-
- ‘Mata ny Vampires ny kliatan gold gag tuh y?’ -pngn cepet2 liat mata ny Edward pdhl dia lg mo mutusin Bella-
- ‘Wah.. lmpu kmrny si Bella bgs2 amat. Oh iy, kmr gw gag ad lmpu, nante beli ahhh’ -pas liat scene Bella lg bengong n kamera ny muter2 terus-
- ‘Ih, nipple ny si Edward gede 1. Jijik ihh! Dah bebulu lg bdn ny, uekk’
- ‘Wew. Jane pnya mata kliatan merah amat! Mata dia gede lg! Keren2!!’
- ‘Hoo.. Jacob ad tahi lalet di blakang leher ny toh..’ -Bella lg ngmng ke Jacob biar dia gag disuruh milih antara mreka be2-
- ‘Aaaaa, Bella pnya 3 lampu di kmrny! Kok gw gag ad 1 ama skali di kmr gw?!’
Gt d. Gw konsen gag konsen pas lg ntn. Gw agag2 dicuekin gt sih ama si Igel. Mao gag mao, my mind flies. 
N ntah knp, gw gag bnci Bella disini. Mungkin gr2 dia pngn mati bwat liat Edward kl y? Ahaha.
Stlh slesai, Dela crita ke gw bgaimana si Jo pngn rape si Jacob, pngn di gendong Jacob, pngn di gendong ama Jacob, Sam, Quill, n Embry, trus dia ngmng ‘Wow’2 terus tiap liat body Jacob. AHAHAHAHA! Gw ktawa ampe muka gw merah. Jo got a crush on Jacob~! Gw kira tipe dia co kyk Teppei Koike gt. Kl gag Ikuta Toma. Yg Jep2 trus imut2 gt. Ternyt gag jg bo! Dia sk yg pnya abs jg! xD
Yup. Sgitu aj report gw akan hr gw pas ntn New Moon.
On the side note, I didn’t fell asleep when I watched it, Fel~! Btw, kl Jacob sk Bella gr2 Bella itu mak ny Renesmee (ad sdkt pull2 ny imprint gt.. mnurut gw sih y), brarti dia jg bs sk ama Edward donk?! Kan Edward bpk ny Renesmee!! -lngsng mikir2 yaoi-
Ohno
November 25, 2009 at 5:12 pm | Posted in Journal | 1 CommentTags: arashi, birthday, contact lens, merlin, new moon, ohno satoshi, twilight
Ini dah tgl 26 n jem 12 am. HAPPY BDAY OHNO SATOSHI!!
Gila, Ohno dah umur 29. Bntr lg kpala 3 bo. Tua bngt dia. Tp ntah knp msh baby face ajah. Mungkin gr2 dia tmbem kl y? Ahak2.
N yah! Ntar sore gw mo ntn New Moon! Moga2 gw gag fell asleep kyk Fel. xD
Sblm itu.. kmrn.. alias brp jem yg lalu.. gw br aj DP bwat orderan gw. Gw beli 3 contact lens bwat preparation for college~! *yeah, right.. test aj blm, msh bingung gt dah beli2*
Gw beli warna biru tua, abu2, ama coklat. Warna yg bs dipk tiap hr gt. Kt ny sih itu bs gedein mata. 15,5 mm wide. Tp gw gag taw jg d y.. Ahahaha. Gila, gw dah lm kgk pk contact gw. Dah kadaluarsa tuh yg ungu.. mak gw jg mrh2 gw dah beli lg, pdhl yg dl aj gw biarinin ampe mak gw ngisiin aer ny lg biar gag kering. Wkwkwk. Duli amat lah.
Moga2 New Moon hasilny lmyn, moga2 download-tan gw cpt slese (yup Fel, gw lg dl si Inglourious Basterds skrg~:D), moga2 contact gw bnr2 dtng bbrp bln lg (krn Miawlens sblm ny boong ama gw n jdny gw dpt brng sisa.. bkn yg gw maoin. tp itu topi, moga2 yg contact gag kyk gt), moga2 Ohno ttp cute, air headed, lucu, n uke selalu. Ehehehe.
O IYA!! GW JD SUKA AMA MERLIN (BBC)!! MERTHUR (Merlin/Arthur) ROCKS MY SOCKS NOW!
P.S Fel nangis pas ntn Servant of Evil di post gw yg dulu ttg Vocaloid. You must see it! Si Wae dah download blm y.. gw dah ksh link ny tuh..
LOL
August 28, 2009 at 1:28 pm | Posted in Journal | 2 CommentsTags: japan, naruto, photos, pictures, supernatural, twilight
PICT SPAM!! (I only own one..)
love is..
…….
yay for slashyness!!
crossover.. or not?
some manly stuff is nice..
toilet jokes:
![[L]201](http://redfeathersgirl.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/l201.jpg?w=225&h=300 "[L]201")
a lil’ somethin’ for della & me (yama for her, jensen for me):
something to show wini:
before and after (me likeyyy -for now-):
and that’s it~
XD
- want to show the kimono-wearing-shitzu to wini
- want to show younger-crossdressing-sailor-wearing-yamapi to della
- want to show toilet jokes no 1 to felis
- want to show hey say jump’s hair styles to jo
- want to show ‘…….’ to.. YOU
- and the others are just a little something-something that I like~ (or.. that I want to show to everyone because it’s quite funny -coughGundaMcough-)
Lazy
December 15, 2008 at 6:32 pm | Posted in Journal | 1 CommentTags: crossover, drawing, fanfiction, harry potter, lazy, twilight
Kl lo knal ama gw..1 kata yg mencerminkan gw bngt itu ‘Males’. Gw bnr2 pemales. Apalagi skarang.
Bayangkan, gw ampe mls online!! Ini bnr2 gawat!
Internet itu penyelamat skaligus iblis. Mreka yg bwat gw jd miserable sperti skrng, mreka jg yg bwat gw ktemu dgn bbrp hal yg gw sk skrng. Gw gag bs lepas dr komputer. Kl kompie mati, gw jg mati sesaat. Gw menderita, jd kyk org hamil (emotional gt..), gag bs tdr dgn tenang, slalu mencari cara untuk menghabiskan wkt.
Tp anehny minggu ini gw bnr2 mls. Seminggu plng cm 2 kali. Pdhl biasany gw tiap hari. Bs 36 jem di dpn kmpie br tidur. Aneh.
Ama DS baru gw jg gt, jd mls jg.
Nonton jg, pegi apalagi. Kcuali kl mo ktemu tmn. XD
Oh iy. Wini dah pulang! YEI!! Bsk (eh, hr ini d.. ini dah jem stngh 2 pg) gw mo jln ama dia n Disa. Trus.. sodara gw kan sjk bln lalu ikut ngeles lukis ama gw, mreka gmb ny lmyn tuh. Gw jg dah mulai gmb yg br~ (gw bkl ngasih liat cr pembuatan ny ampe slesai. xD)
inet gw lg lelet, jd nante br gw upload yg laen ny.. k?
Slaen itu, Twilight itu.. biasa2 aj. Bg yg dah bc bk ny seh blng itu sucks. Aplg nci gw, dia ngoche2 kl Twilight itu kurang bngt. Terutama efek2 ny n tidak ad ny gigi vampire. Gw seh kgk ngerti, gw kgk bc bk ny seh.
Oh, gw ktemu Twilight/HP crossover yg bgs sekali! Si Felis aj ampe sk! KYAA! The Midnight Hour totally rocks my world now, I can’t stop imagining Harry on a black motorcycle wearing leather jacket! -squeal-
Hoho. Gila d gw.
P.S MATI AJA LAH LO, BELLA!! (pmran utm Twilight)
Almost
September 26, 2008 at 3:09 pm | Posted in Journal | 5 CommentsTags: birthday, cock, dog, edric tjandra, harry potter, japan, kambing jantan, sweet seventeen, twilight, yoki
Bentar lg.. Sbentar lg.. Bbrp hal akan terjadi.
1. Si Fel bkl ke Jep tgl 1 bln dpn. (Pas tonk ultah!!)
2. Tonk ultah.. (yeah!!)
3. Bnyk lg yg ultah.
4. Cisca sweet seventeen.
5. GUE sweet seventeen.
6. Bnyk lg yg mo sweet seventeen (n bnyk yg msh lm)
7. Mo ktemu mak ny Yoki yg sbnr ny. (tp kykny gag bs d..)
8. Dan bbrp lg yg gw kgk inget.
Pusing. Pusing daku. Sayangku tercinta akan mencampakkanku ke negeri yg kusuka!! TIDAKK!! It’s not fair!! Totally not fair!! -sob-
Blm lg di rmh mak gw lg sering ngmng ‘kok’. Alias bongkok ke ade gw. Pas pertm kl gw dngr, gw mikir gw slh dngr, trus gw br diterangin d kl itu singkatan bongkok. Gw ngakak ama nci gw. Kyk begini nih kejadian ny
[mak gw] [gw] [nci gw] – posisi pas lg mkn
Gw n nci gw: -mkn-
Mak gw: Oi, kok!
Gw: o.O !!!! -buru2 ngeliat ke arah nci gw-
Nci gw: ^_^ -senyum2 ke arah gw-
Gw: OoO !! -msh memasukkan ke dalam otak-
Nci gw: -senyum mesum- Singkatan bongkok..
Gw: -senyum lega trus ngakak-
Nci gw: -ngakak-
Mak gw: ???
Bg yg gag taw, yg gw n nci gw pikir itu ‘cock’. Piktor. Hahaha!
Btw, Edric Tjandra Extravaganza (whee~ gw knal pacarny!) maen di Kambing Jantan low nante! Liat aj
And, gw nemuin crita Twilight/HP Crossover yg bnr2 well writen! Jdlny Emerald Twilight. Skrg gw bs mulai bc Twilight d. Dgn mikir kl Bella itu co ato diganti ama org laen. XD
Terrible
September 18, 2008 at 4:53 pm | Posted in Journal | 2 CommentsTags: bingo, dog, fanfiction, hospital, pantai mutiara, sidney sheldon, stress, twilight, yoki
Mengingat minggu lalu.. itu emang hari2 yg gag enak.
Lo org taw kan kl gw itu pengangguran? (Bagi yg br taw, jgn tnya knp) Nah, yg taw itu cm bbrp org. Dan kluarga gw yg taw cm ade, nci, mak, n bpk gw. Jd, gmn gw pr2 skolah pas sodara gw n mak ny nginep? Minggu pertm seh enak, soalny kt taw ny mreka cm mo nginep 1 minggu jd blng aj kt lbr ato ap gt slama 1 minggu. Eh, ternyt blm plng2 jg. Gmn tuh yg 1 minggu ny lg? Solusiny sudah dipikir matang2 oleh mak, nci n gw.
Hari ke 1 – Mak gw brusaha men-distract sodara gw n mak ny, sedangkan anak2ny dikonci dlm kmr, kepanasan, gag blh bersuara (dan itu susah, krn nci gw tb2 treak kesemutan parah gt), keausan, kelaperan.
Hari ke 2 & 3 – Gw kgk inget y, kyk ny pr2 bolos gt d.. Soalny gw inget, pas gw bobo.. nci gw diocehin kuku gw, YANG DATANG SETIAP HARI (minggu itu) bwat liat skul ato gag.
Hari ke 4 – Ini yg gw inget bngt. Pagi2 jem tngh 7 ke Pantai Mutiara ajak jln Bingo n nci gw gendong Yoki. Trus cr mkn. Jem 8, gw di drop di RS PIK, di Oh La La ny. Nci gw bc Twilight (alias ‘toilet’), gw bc The Other Side of Midnight. Jem 11 lwt dijemput.
Hari ke 5 – Kyk gt lg, tp nci gw kapok ama RS (semustiny hr itu ke RS Pluit) jd jem 8 lngsng cr mkn aj.
Stress bo, STRESS!! Tp myn seru lah..
dan untuk journal hr ini,
Kok bs gt y? Gw dah save2 fic yg kren2. Dah banyak. Tp pas liatny, jd gag minat bc, mlh nyari yg br lg. Trus gw save lg. Jdlah numpuk bejebuneng. Kpn slese bc ny neh.. Sibuk.. sibuk..
O iy, Twilight dah ad preview ny low.. Yei! Bntr lg!!
Toilet Movie Poster
Oh, n gw lg beresin ‘Links’ page. Bnr2 cape-in. Gw mkn wkt 4 jem total bwat edit kyk skrg. Cr banner ny lah, bk site yg bnr ny lah, cr taw msh ad ato gag tuh site ny lah. Najis, cape ny.. Trus gw jg tmbhin link2 gag jls di smpng kanan blog. ‘~Other’
Kl kmrn ini gw bkn image header bwat nih blog, hr ini gw bnrin links page n links, bsk2 gw ngapaen lg y? Hm..
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